Next Week Now January 26

Next Week Now January 26

 

Sorry for the late post my readers. This is the fourth week of 20Sweatin’ and I hope you guys are getting things done. Anyway, to the News!

A British scientist thinks that if we use acoustic gravity wave or AGWs we will be able to somehow stop tsunamis. I have no idea how, but I’m imagining a giant guitar fist fighting a sentient wave. Canada is currently listed as the ninth most corrupt nation in the world. Don’t worry this is a good thing. It’s out of all nations so ninth is good. Crash-test dummies have been redesigned recently because America is fat and normal crash-test dummies don’t accurately represent the American population anymore. A New Zealand man has been fined $100 for shooting McDonald’s employees with a nerf gun after they did not give him his nuggets fast enough. This weeks Hypes & Gripes is the people in the states who feel that they were supposed to be merfolk instead of people. I am not a fan of theirs. Florida Man is back at it: this week he stuck a mop to his head and ran around his neighbourhood knocking on doors demanding eggs. Prince had roughly $800,000-1,000,000 worth of gold bars in his house upon his death. This weeks lead story: tablets for blind people. Our old news story is that a Pennsylvanian man in 1893 had a pitcher that had been on the Mayflower. Gait improving robot pants and black magic nerd glasses also happened in the news this week. A mall in Pennsylvania got auctioned off today for one hundred smakaroos. I wonder how much the insurance is. A Cincinnati man does not want any more television suggestions so leave him alone guys. The Han Solo story has been delayed to when you think it will be released: December 2018. A robot has been invented and named Kuri. It beep-bops and it’s a little adorable. Lastly, there are some new wind turbine designs that look like hummingbird wings. That’s all the news I hope you enjoyed the show and I’ll talk to you next week now.

 

 

 

Wave hello to AGWs:

https://phys.org/news/2017-01-mechanism-tsunamis-tracks.html

 

Canada? Corrupt? Who wants to know?:

http://www.transparency.org/news/feature/corruption_perceptions_index_2016

 

Fat-Test Dummies:

https://techxplore.com/news/2017-01-crash-test-dummies-young-thin-male.html

 

‘GunNugget’, is this guys new nickname:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11788607

 

Swimming up the wrong stream:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4125624/Inside-America-s-secret-community-MERMAIDS.html

 

Look at this egghead:

http://www.kiro7.com/news/trending-now/mopwearing-florida-man-looking-for-eggs-terrified-entire-family/487663287

 

A Prince’s fortune:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/apparently-prince-left-behind-nearly-a-million-dollars-in-gold-bars_us_5873dc06e4b099cdb0febe9a?section=us_weird-news

 

A Historical pitcher. A hitcherical:

http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1893/05/01/page/9/

 

Blitab, the tablet for the blind, with just the worst name. ever.:

https://techxplore.com/news/2017-01-blitab-technology-tablet-visually-impaired.html

 

It Told Me To Walk This Way:

https://techxplore.com/news/2017-01-significant-metabolic-energy-gained-wearable.html

 

Talk About Eye Candy:

https://phys.org/news/2017-01-smart-glasses-automatically-focus-wearer.html

 

I Got a Hundred Dolla’ Bill Y’all:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pittsburgh-mills-mall-scheduled-foreclosure-143108414.html

 

No More TV, Thanks:

http://www.theonion.com/article/man-not-accepting-any-more-television-recommendati-54969

 

This isn’t news; you knew it wasn’t coming out in May:

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/137046-shocker-han-solo-solo-film-delayed-until-december-2018.html

 

Kuri is a Kuti:

https://techxplore.com/news/2017-01-kuri-robot-language-companionship-chirps.html

 

Wing-turbines:

https://techxplore.com/news/2017-01-turbine-hummingbird.html

 

Playlist:

Banana Man – Tally Wall

Last Rites – Swervedriven

25 – Heat

 

Check out some other Radio Laurier shows:

 

Exploring Body and Mind:

https://radiolaurier.com/category/shows/exploring-body-and-mind/

 

The Rap Up:

https://radiolaurier.com/category/shows/the-rapup/

 

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