BLANKET FORTS.
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BLANKET FORTS.

Hey all,

Today was all about the blanket forts and Lance Armstrong related news! We’re all eagerly awaiting his interview with Oprah tomorrow! It’s mid-week and Winter Carnival is in full swing, but make sure to tune into the Morning Show tomorrow and on Friday for some great programming!

With love,

Rooftop

It costs Batman $ 682 million to suit up
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It costs Batman $ 682 million to suit up

Greetings residents of radio land. It’s The Spectacular Skandy here yet again recapping the audio masterpiece known only as The Morning Show. Today started off as any with the insightful Laurier Happenings, Could Care Less and Out of the Window Weather segments. The latter two went along as usual but the former had some pretty awesome news in it. Tonight none other than Mac Miller will be playing The Turret! If you haven’t managed to purchase a ticket yet do your best to find a scalper because this will be an event you don’t want to miss out on.

Later in the show during the How To segment DJ Oracle presented an interesting list of The 10 things you need to be Batman. Interestingly enough it was written by a university professor which explains why the argument was so sound. In the end a person would need $ 682 million to be The Dark Knight.

From there we moved on to the marvelous Song of the Day which was the new track from Justin Timberlake entitled Suit & Tie featuring Jay-Z. Suffice to say it is an awesome tune and I can’t wait to hear the new album from JT.

Thank you all for tuning in, your support means the world!

Sincerely,

Skandy

Twitter Me Boats!
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Twitter Me Boats!

Hello folks!

This morning Oracle, TBA, and I enjoyed another lovely installment of the Morning Show! Talking entertainment news, new years resolutions, and TBA’s boating preferences amongst other things, the three of us started the morning off right!

Tune in tomorrow morning for another edition of the Morning Show with Scotty G., Lunkis, and Skandy, including an interview with a representative from ‘Canada’s Next Top Ad Executive’ at 10:00 AM.

Hope everyone is enjoying their first week back!

With love,

Rooftop

Kryptonian Sea Slugs
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Kryptonian Sea Slugs

It was an interesting morning here on The Morning Show; not that this should surprise anyone because it’s always an interesting morning on The Morning Show. However I’m willing to bet that Kryptonian Sea Slugs are not your usual early morning fair.

 

That’s right folks, this morning DJ Skandy and I (DJ Oracle of course) ended up using the phrase ‘Kryptonian Sea Slug’ on air after a lovely set of exciting Laurier Happenings. Why? Because there’s a seminar on photosynthetic sea slugs, and for the non-biologists in the crowd this means slug that run off sunlight. You know who else runs off sunlight? Superman. It makes perfect sense.

 

So what else happened? We debated the merits of the slurry of ‘Fairy Tale Themed’ shows currently on TV. Conclusions. Skandy is thoroughly underwhelmed by them all while Oracle is suffering from a Once Upon A Time addiction (watch it just for Robert Caryle’s Rumpelstiltskin).  We Ground Our Gears about the earliness of the arrival of Christmas. I love Christmas but it should not show up until December 1. Also your Christmas staple shows should include ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’ ‘The one with the Burger Mister’ (the name once again escapes my memory) and Skandy’s obscure ‘White Christmas’ show that I’ve never heard of.

 

To cap it all off Skandy was just rolling out the witty puns this morning, if you missed them you missed out.

Stay Stupendous,

DJ Oracle

 

Girls Only Morning
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Girls Only Morning

DJ Smiley and DJ Oracle here enjoying our boy-free morning of radio-awesomeness. For my first time in a long time no-one was locked out of the radio station and the show started on time! Booyeah!

 

With the awesome topics that abounded I hope that you took the time to tune on in. A discussion on the merits of tanning in the winter time to retain that summer glow, worldwide driving habits and a rather boisterous discussion on talking in the library kept the morning moving. Helpful hint: saying “SHHHHHHHHHHH” doesn’t make people be quiet, it makes them angry.

 

We also went over a ‘helpful’ how-to on how to turn from a tomboy into a girly girl. Moral of that story, wear only pink, powder blue, purple or red, ditch the camo pants, watch iCarly and 90210 and wear make-up. Personally I say embrace the tomboy and go mud wrestling/paintballing but that’s just me.  I poke myself in the eye with mascara so I’m not your prime example of a girly girl.

 

We ended our morning with a couple of triple shots, discovering that our music tastes mean we are required to drink primarily whisky and scotch. I’m not such a fan of those results.

All in all a great girls only morning. Tune in tomorrow for more awesomeness!

Stay stupendous,

DJ Oracle

 

PS It only took three tries to figure out how to post this thing properly… not bad if I do say so myself