The Awkward Turtle

The Awkward Turtle

Hello listeners!

Lunkis here with the daily Morning Show blog! Kpop and I had a fantastic show today, as we spun some of the latest in pleasurable indie sounds and delivered a how-to that is sure to help you at your next social gathering! We kicked this wonderful block of programming with some slam poetry about the only food that really matters, from manly man Nick Offerman.

Unfortunately, there’s not much going on with the music scene tonight in the Kitchener-Waterloo area, though Sting¬†will be playing a show tonight at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium Complex. The show starts at 8PM, so if you’re interested be sure that you’ve already purchased your moderately priced tickets!

As for the aforementioned how-to that was featured on today’s Morning Show, Kpop and I discussed how the best ways to escape an awkward situation. Some of my personal favorites involve the use of a skyhook, allowing oneself to be air-lifted out of a conversation entirely. As stressed in the top ten list, be sure to give apologies and say farewell as you’re ripped from the earth to your airborne escape. Kpop and I also agreed that instead of bringing up the latest episode of LOST, it’d be more adequate to bring up the latest episode of Game of Thrones to easily change the topic of conversation. Remember, however, to be caught up on your Game of Thrones, or you could be in for some spoilers!

That’s all for the Morning Show today, though be sure to check us out on Facebook and Twitter!

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